Tuesday, July 25, 2006

This One's for the Girls!!

So if you're a guy, you may want to stop reading...

now...

okay...I warned you...

This is for all my big busted girls out there...Why is it that I can NEVER find an AFFORDABLE bra!?!?!? Yes, I could probably go to my local VS shop and be fitted...BUT there is no way in the hot fires of Hades that I am going to put myself through the shame of being fitted by some skinny no-boob, no-bra-wearing teenage girl who is amazed that a 20-something like me could be so saggy already...hello...I breastfed TWO boys thank you...ugh...I can see it now...she looks through what they have in the store unable to find anything big enough, when she gets on the loudspeaker and says "Umm...we need a 36 (cause my problem isn't the distance AROUND) ultra double Z LONG please" When she figures out that they don't carry that size she assures me, well, MOST people aren't that size...pshaw...

Come on girls...I can't be the ONLY one to have this problem...I know hoity toity stores carry custom sizes BUT who wants to pay $100 for a BRA!?!?!?!?!? NOT ME!!!!

So here's my plea to Walmart...PLEASE...start carrying larger sized bras that are cute!! I don't want Granny-bras-in-a-box...I want cuteness...I am afterall a twenty-something...I have dignity you know...I want support...I want comfort...I want AFFORDABILITY!!!

Phew

*straightens shirt and hair*

Thank you.

4 comments:

stephanie said...

Well, I feel your pain, but when I'm not nursing, I'm all for the bra-in-a-box. I would rather have the support than itchy lace, but that's just me. :) And, my nursing bras comes from one of those specialty shops and were a gift from my mom - the only reason I have the expensive ones ... I'm right there with you!

Dawn said...

BAHAHA!!!! ROFLMBO!!!! I have actually seen very beautiful LARGE bras at big lots for only $4.

Ellen said...

I hear you...I have PCOS and one website said that one symptom was "pendulous breasts". thanks.

My problem is that the bridge is usually too wide and the straps are too far apart (the strap thing is solved with "happy straps"!

Jodi said...

I completely agree! I'm not a fan of the itchy lace, but would love to have a cute one that fits good and is affordable!